I am a fat naked man typing this from my keyboard. Part 2.

I’m not very scary in real life. Blond. Gappy teeth like a preschooler.
I wish I  owned a bull. When someone intimidates me I could stand next to it and be like:
“Fuck off!¬†I’ve got a bull”.

This is my internet bull.

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